Take the oath.

Three questions. Then say the words.

I.What do we call you?

II.What is your vow?

Lifting Nicotine-free Weed-free Sober Running Something else

III.When was Day One?

Today counts. Everyone starts somewhere.

I solemnly swear that from this day forward, the only thing I'm fucking is UP.

Nothing is stored. Your ledger lives entirely in its link.

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